TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[Snagg]

The Little Friskies Tuna Taco Surprise Lasagna brings 'em runnin' everytime.

TPAM likes to startle their mailman by hiding in the bushes and screaming, "KHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!"

[d's girl]

I run into my mailman around town all the time... grocery store, veterinarian's office, parking lots... I think he's stalking me...

TPAM wears that bow tie to bed at night.

[Snagg]

Just not around my neck.

TPAM is jonesin' for some Sweet Tea right about now.

[d's girl]

I'm jonesin' alright, just not for Sweet Tea.
(where do you think I'm from, Alabama? '-)

TPAM road his riding lawn mower down the road this afternoon, & got into a little bit o' trouble. We just happened to get it on tape...

[stillgoing]

TPAM is related to the tasee.

[Slayer Dug]

TPAM uses a 5lb. sledgehammer to open their coconuts.

[Snagg]

TPAM accomplishes that task with a few expertly-aimed headbangs.

[BethD]

tpam likes to recite the declaration of Independence every night before bed.

[d's girl]

TPAM puts hot sauce & grape jelly on her scrambled eggs.

[stillgoing]

TPAM is allergic to cat hair.

[d's girl]

Impossible - how could I hang out w/Beth & Tabitha if I was allergic to cat hair?

TPAM is promoting the development of cart paths in cities & 'burbs & marketing a plan for households to purchase electric golf carts as an alternative for local travel.

[Snagg]

He also holds the exclusive contract for painting bitchin' flame jobs on the sluggish little rascals.

TPAM parades around like a hussy.