TPAM likes to hang out with OJ
TPAM tries to hypnotize her dogs to stay off the furniture.
TPAM likes to watch The Marx Brothers on his down time.
TPAM was asking illogical questions to Surak of Vulcan at the last Start Trek Convention.
TPAM is burning incense for Kung Hei Fat Choi!
TPAM invited Cyndi Lauper over to her house to try a new soy loaf recipe.
TPAM likes a full-bodied brew
TPAM was kicked out of her quilting club for espousing 'soft' Nietzschean philosophies.
Tpam is watching the neighbor bring in the newspaper.
TcatAM is going to the kitty day spa today
TPAM has a fuschia bowling ball named Raphael.