TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[d's girl]

you would be quite right about that, TSD... '-)

TPAM parades around Springfield in his Lincoln+clown costume & quotes the latest Presidential address to any & all who will listen.

[Snagg]

Who needs to parade around town when I have a radio station? Plus, I don't have to get dressed up for that. In fact, I don't have to get dressed at all, and you'd never know.

TPAM has trained her dog to forcefully headbutt men in the crotch.

[BethD]

no but i trained my cat to whack dogs and spit on them.

tpam has a clogged drain.

[d's girl]

Thanks for that visual, Snagg.

[Snagg]

It's what I do.

TPAM has an easily stimulated imagination.

[d's girl]

Quite unfortunately, you are correct. ;-p

TPAM enjoys toying, teasing & tormenting others with his clever wit & dry sense of humor.

[BethD]

tpam is going to plant some flowers this weekend.

[d's girl]

Actually, I'm going to transplant a few. Does that count?

TPAM is submitting song requests by the dozens for Snagg's show on Sunday.

[BethD]

no, didn't he had a show.

TPAM is going to do a load of laundry.

[stillgoing]

TPAM is getting a new and much needed flea collar.

[d's girl]

TPAM was the 1972 regional yoyo champion. (ignore the video heading; it's wrong '-)

[Ubu]

TPAM has started the hourly countdown.