TPAM Part Deux

[Slayer Dug]

Since the original TPAM went walk about along with its creator, I would like to bring this discussion back to the forum.

[funesthememorious]

TPAM fell down going up an escalator for an hour.

[Snagg]

TPAM has the constitution of an ox, the wisdom of eagles and the comedic timing of a cuttlefish.

[funesthememorious]

TPAM harbors a secret desire to be the spokesman for the ChristianMingle dating site.

[Snagg]

Ohhh....It's not that big a secret.

 

TPAM knows what song I'll be playing this Sunday night to commemorate the 10th anniversary of Ian Dury's death, but is too canny to reveal it here.

[funesthememorious]

If you hit me with your rhythm stick I might talk.

 

TPAM brings a message of importance to every household on Sunday night.

[BethD]

tpam is accused of having too much fun.

[funesthememorious]

Only when I am alone.

 

TPAM is fascinated by the rinse cycle on her washing machine.

[BethD]

yes I am, I am fascinated why the new washer doesn't rinse as good as the old broke that down one?

 

tpam likes poke adotted  pajamies

[Snagg]

TPAM needs a refresher course on the TPAM guidelines.

[stillgoing]

TPAM is holding a course on TPAM guidelines at Hooters.

[Ubu]

TPAM is holding a course on holding hooters, of course.

[Snagg]

TPAM is holding a seance for Mr. New Boots And Panties.