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Electric Jello and monkey picked oolong tea.

TM2T you don't want to leak into your personal space.

Hydrogen sulfide and the vocal histrionics of Celine Dion.

TM2T dance just beyond your field of vision.

The notion that someone on Earth might not admire...nay, ADULATE...Celine Dion.

And this:

TM2T that Vladimir Putin keeps in his gym bag.

A MP-443 Grach and an economy-sized can of Whoop-Ass.

TM2T that Newt Gingrich can't do at the same time.

Former speaker of the House of Zarnaff, Protector of the Sacred Deelywad, and present KING OF THE UNIVERSE, His Royal Highness Hyperbole, can't hear the word "cancer" and stay married to the royal consort...

TM2T, if you witnessed, would warrant poking out your own eyes with a smoldering, pointed stick.

Hmmf. I went to catholic school - NOTHING revolts me that badly anymore.

Although, the Mariah Carey movie "Glitter" came close.

TM2 big event movies that look good this summer.

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and any of those Snow White movies.

TM2T that you use talcum powder for.

Talcum is always walcum for putting on your hands to slip on latex gloves.

TM2T encapsulated time released cat urine can be used for.

The ticket line for the next "Twilight" movie (Nov. 12th), and, if you wanted, you could take a little trip down to the Tampa Bay Times Forum building a few months before the end of August 2012.

TM2 girl scout badges you still don't have.

I never got my badge in Zen and the Art of Decay or the one for Roadside Surgery.

TM2situations in which you would consent to shock treatments.

Well, there's that childhood friend who got into drugs, ripped off his parents for dope money and then tried to frame me for it, and that insurance agent who accepted my premiums until I was actually in an accident, and then he blithely told me that they wouldn't pay, because he had "mistakenly" failed to tell me that his company didn't write policies for my kind of car. I would consent to stand by and watch as they got the living shit shock-treatmented out of them.

TM2T you run out on to your doorstep and scream out into the cold, uncaring night.

howl at the Full Moon.

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