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Rocky Road (HAHAHA! Anytime I see the word "load" I giggle because of an MST2000 episode which showcased the movie "The Mole People."), Butter Pecan, Vanilla, Pistachio
Names for the old guy who brings presents on Christmas: Fanta Claws, Feint Hick-bolas, Campus (bad version), Bother Hiss-crass
Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Scampus?, Father Christmas
Reptiles: steaks, rock-a-piles, echoes, comedians
(Krampus--Central European demonic counterpart of St. Nicholas who drags naughty children to the underworld. )
snakes, crocodiles, geckos, chameleons
Things one could traditionally find in one's Christmas stocking: mall rifts, dandy, butts, toot, boys
small gifts, candy, nuts, fruits, toys
He likes to act all serious: boomer-ness, Tober as a fudge, (aside from Kavanaugh, that is), slalom
humorless, sober as a judge (haha), solemn
Santa-related: bane-fear, slim-knees, a fey, pheasants, dread fruit, wookiees and ilk
MERRY CHRISTMAS, WESTERLY!!
Yes! You, too, my friend.
Reindeer, chimney, sleigh, presents, red suit, cookies and milk
Too compliant: A floor cat, a butt-less thunder, a tush clover
(Haha! Great category.)
A doormat, a gutless wonder, a pushover
Not compliant enough: full-bedded, prig-bedded, cliff-decked
bull-headed, pig-headed, stiff-necked
Restrictions: on the flagon, on a Hyatt, frightening the pelt
on the wagon, on a diet, tightening the belt
Overindulgence: hinge, bet noshed, fig pout
binge, get sloshed pig out
In the mud room: gorilla band, cop, begoshes
umbrella stand, mop, galoshes
Ways to say goodbye: ma fios; mo' schlong; be a hater, masturbator; die-die!
Adios, so long, see you later, catch you later, bye-bye
Lyrics: She'll make abrupt of mindless bet and lazy old gang pine
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