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Pocahontas
a web site for roamers: Gavel floss a tree
(☺) Travelocity
click on a love match: ye Homily
eHarmony
if you have to spend waaaay too much money for that you: spray through the hose
pay through the nose
having second thoughts about your purchase is: liars' divorce
buyer's remorse
exhortation to get a move on: Every tourney parts with one rep.
Every journey starts with one step
The old ward bosses used to tell you: Float girlie and waft in.
vote early and often: had to look that one up; don't know from ward bosses
toss all the peas and spot all the pies
cross all the t's and dot all the i's
dine on the potted wine
sign on the dotted line
Gits a joy!: have a blue bubble-gum cigar
It's a boy, bubblegum cigars
charmed ending: And Trey sniffed sappily, never daft-er
and they lived happily ever after
an old birthday spanking custom that I'd forgotten: won scat for peach ear and "won to hoe on"
It was all in fun and didn't hurt.
(I remember those) one swat for each year and one to grow on
Zen: the round of Sunland lapping
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