I just got a NEWS FLASH that Khloe Kardashian got a slow cooker.
This conjures so many questions!!
First: Who's Khloe Kardashian?
Second: Do you suppose she can operate it without burning the food?
Stir....good to see you around.
....oh, and as far as the Kardashians go..........I'm containing my joy till I hear they've been transported to a distant galaxy where there are no cameras or microphones and have been neutered so there's no possible way they can reproduce.
They actually do a pretty good job of not reproducing.......only one minidashian to date, I believe.
I applaud them for their childlessness to date.