Bird in the hand or two in the bush?
Dare I say, "bush"?
To be or not to be?
not to be
mosh pit or stage diving?
chocolate icing, or vanilla icing?
lemon cake or red velvet cake?
red velvet cake
Static electricity from nylon underwear or radiation from satellite debris?
static electricity from nylon panties, but we know that cotton panties are the best!
going up or down?
Down whenever possible.
Boris or Natasha?
red or blue?
salty or sweet?
Incomprehensible or incoherent?
Incomprehensible - incoherent gets on my nerves.
day or night?