LET THE BATTLE BEGIN...

[VgsDva]

Rules: Choose one and leave two for the next person..

I'll begin with.....

LAS VEGAS vs NEW YORK

[Slayer Dug]

Awww, c'mon, K?!!!? You really have to consider this one?!!!?   :-P

[funesthememorious]

Yeah, c'mon Kooner...my lifetime membership in the Frightenly Repulsive Mens Club hangs in the balance with your answer.

[Snagg]

The last time I saw a smile like the one Cain flashes at the end of his campaign commercials, it was on a 13-year-old sociopath who had just bitten the head off of a live hamster.

 

I'll take being stalked by Funes. He has better taste in music.

 

Denver or Boulder Omelette?

 

Never mind. Who's weirder - David Lynch or Herman Cain?

[TeeBubbaDee]

Snagg, I really think it depends on ones definition of weird. In my world it's a no brainer... Cain.

 

John Stewart or Steven Colbert?

 

[Westerly_2]

Jon Stewart (for intellectual wizardry), Colbert for impish zaniness

 

Nancy Grace or Ann Colter?

[Snagg]

Awwww...I'd like to see them BOTH get hit by a cement truck. Please - Don't make me pick one or the other.

 

Carpet or drapes?

 

 

[Snagg]

Young AND old people playing old jazz on young instruments with old souls.

Classic Lingonberry or Old Dutch?

[Karen Bear]

mmmmm, ligonberries!!

 

pan crust or thin crust pizza pie?

 

[funesthememorious]

6 of one, half dozen of the other.

 

Killer paramecium or murderous microbes?

 

[Snagg]

South Jersey Toe Jam, if you don't mind.

Shameless stupidity or clueless arrogance ?

[TeeBubbaDee]

I know oregano oil will cure a lot of what ails me, but I doubt that it will cure my shameless stupidity.

 

Homeopathic possibilities, or tried, and supposedly, true.

[Snagg]

Paramecium. They're morally superior, because THEY have the proper respect for the sanctity of marriage.

Line dry or tumble dry?