Good to know I still got it

[mercerquietman]

You know, here and there I see postings out here having to do with singledom, whether you are happy with it, whether you would like to change that etc. If I answer at all, I mention I am perfectly content with things the way they are. I really treasure my freedom. While I have no shortage of friends of both sexes, I also find I am not at all uncomfortable in being alone and think nothing of going out to dinner alone, taking a vacation alone etc. I’ve also witnessed enough married couples interacting to thank my lucky stars I’m not in a relationship that would make my life a living hell or make me feel like I am constantly walking on eggshells with a partner searching for some reason to be offended.

 But, it’s good to know if I ever do with to enter a relationship, I can pretty much have my pick. I don’t know how, but apparently, it’s gotten out that I am quite a catch. Not a day goes by without me receiving offers of companionship with lovely ladies from all over.

Just look at these messages received in the last three days:

Valya 25 yo - I search for Real boyfriend

Hello! I am Valya, 25 yo.
I search for Real boyfriend.
Are you ready for relations?

----------and----------

(Lesya, 25yo), I serch for beloved man, are you?
hello again!
I am Lesya 25 y.o
I wish to meet love of my life, are you?

 

----------and----------

I am Galina, 22 y.o,
I am looking for man to have a strong family.
Please let me know if you are ready :)))
I am on-line now,

-----and this came in while I was writing this post-----

(with a teasing photo to boot)

Good afternoon dear. How are you?
Please do not be surprised to my message. I know that we have with you a
purpose in life - we want warmth and love.
With your permission, I will tell you more about me.
This is Tatyana, I am 25 years old. I am cheerful, sociable girl. I love to
dream and enjoy life. I like to spend time in good company.
But in my heart right now is ice. I want to find a man who melts the cold.
I'm sure you can be my prince.
You know, I'm an true person, so to speak, I'm search a man without
complexes and without bad habits. I do not drink alcohol or smoke.
If you have no complexes and ready to go in the world of pleasure and
affection, if you are ready out of the gray boring life make vivid
unforgettable tale, do not miss this chance, leave everything and write me
soon!
I love sex. We can communicate and share pics, even frank erotic . That's
one of my foto . In the future, of course, you would get more of my pics
and be able to know me closer.
I hope that you will answer and tell me more about yourself, also you will
send me your juicy photo and your real name.
My e-mail is : {redacted, sorry guys!}
I hope that I could like you and our relationship will continue.
Best regards , Tatyana.

 

Good to know if I do decide to look for someone, not only are Tatyana Valya, Lesya and Galina obviously interested in this 57 year old stud. I get messages like this every day. Admittedly, they appear to struggle a bit with English, but I’m not much of a conversationalist anyway.

[Trish]

Now that you know that you still have it, what are you going to do with it?

[Leftygrl]

Here is one of my favorite on-line dating site story.

I was of course on-line and a young man sent me an IM.  This is when I was new to these sites and thought it polite to answer him.  My first question was why wasn't he contacting someone closer to his own age.  Well, you all know the answer - he likes mature women, yadda, yadda, yadda.  My reply was "I'm really not interested in a relationship with someone my daughter's age."  His reply, "is your daughter single?"  I logged off immediately while laughing myself silly.  And I learned that one does not have to be polite to these types of inquiries.