Finish the Sentence Game #2

[Tabitha]

Not sure what happened to #1 but no matter.

Please finish this partial sentence and then begin a new thread with your original teaser.

TBD seems especially

[TeeBubbaDee]

you can keep the pizza and the mail. Heck, you can even keep the dog bones, but I'm keepin the beer, cause me and Ms Pennypacker are gonna...

[BethD]

are gonna party hardty get a belly rub, Mrs.Pennypacker will purr and snuggle up...
While the rest of the TBD crowd is out on a search for the street Skullville, in Arizona, where
road kill comes back to life as vicious zombies.
D's Girl said, "whoa, beep, beep back the truck up, wait a minute wouldn't you rather go to"...

[Westerly_2]

the crazy old lady's haunted house? She may be a little nuts, but she sre puts on a good...

[BethD]

cauldron of boiled bat brains, fat rat tails, & and putrid possum paws along with a side
of deviled pig eyes. They were on the way when Micheal Myers stopped them to ask for a ride and he...

[TeeBubbaDee]

knew the crazy old lady quite well. He said he visited her often, especially when she made her famous Putrid Pumpkin Pudding. Michael wanted to sit beside Beth because...

[BethD]

she could teach him a move or 2 from watching Steven Seagal movies and had the sharpest machete. She was looking forward to the Putrid Pumpkin Pudding.
They were talking about who is the best slasher when Jason Vorhoos waved them over for a ride and....

[TeeBubbaDee]

it started getting kinda crowed in the car, so Jason had to sit on Westerly's lap. Westerly thought this was a fine idea until...

[BethD]

he started pitching a tent, ( ya know getting a woodie), Beth sharpened her machete and shaking her head slowly said,
"that is gonna have to come off".
Just then they pulled into the crazy old lady's house.
She nicely penned up her rapid raccoons and
Micheal Myers and Jason started arm wrestling. Everyone was tossing out bets who would win.....

[Westerly_2]

tickets to the Taproot Pub. A change of scenery was...

[BethD]

needed as everyone wanted to ditch Jason and Micheal Myers
and wanted to toss back some cold ones, Freddy Krueger
showed up and offered to drive the rented hearse to...

[TeeBubbaDee]

the aformentioned Taproot Pub. When everybody got there, Beth said she was buying. Of course everybody started ordering double shots of top shelf booze. Well, everybody but TBubD. He was drinking Red Ripple wine mixed half and half with draft beer. He said it was his favorite drink because...

[d's girl]

it looked pretty, got him drunk fast & gave him liquid confidence to sing karaoke in front of large audiences. Naked. To this, Beth & d's squealed w/delight & laughter & bought him 2 more RR & drafts. When TeeBubbaDee finished them off...