Finish the Sentence Game #2

[Tabitha]

Not sure what happened to #1 but no matter.

Please finish this partial sentence and then begin a new thread with your original teaser.

TBD seems especially

[Westerly_2]

Hey, Blondie, that's considered bird abuse. Around these parts..."

[d's girl]

"...we farm them for meat, oil & leather, but we use spoiled, rich socialites on probation for our primary mode of transportation, so step in front of that rickshaw & get a move on before..."

[Westerly_2]

the starlet police revoke your Foster Grants. And betta kick off those 6" stilettos before...

[d's girl]

...you get stuck in the mud, trip over a rut or worse, someone might mistake you for...

[Westerly_2]

a sack of bones and a hank of hair, and place a call to the local...

[d's girl]

...Emu Carcass Removal Service, so...

[Westerly_2]

try to look human and act like one too. You know what they say...

[d's girl]

...walk like an emu, go home with...

[Westerly_2]

ugly feet. And speaking of the path you take, girl, have you ever considered...

[BethD]

getting a Drover to show you where to go, I recommend Hugh Jackman and lo and behold he rode up on a horse and said Oh CRIKEY...

[d's girl]

I thought Beth said ROVER, so I brought you the new Range Rover Sport to take a spin in, but...

[TeeBubbaDee]

Beth started spinning before she got in the Range Rover. She was so dizzy by the time she got in that...