Finish the Sentence Game #2

[Tabitha]

Not sure what happened to #1 but no matter.

Please finish this partial sentence and then begin a new thread with your original teaser.

TBD seems especially

[Westerly_2]

...every room of the shaky little hose of coasters. You can imagine what would happen if...

[d's girl]

...someone had to go to the bathroom really badly & started running frantically through the fragile coaster house. Why...

[BethD]

didn't they go go outside to the outside, that was safe and sturdy.
So someone had 40 port-a-potties delivered, then the neighbors..

[TeeBubbaDee]

revolted because the port-a-potties were revolting. They got in such a tizzy that several port-a-potties were set on fire.

But when the fire dept. showed up, they not only put out the port-a-potties, but also doused the flimsey beer coaster house. It ended up looking like a...

[d's girl]

soggy pile of felt. The only good that would come of this was...

[Westerly_2]

that someone had remembered to sign on fire insurance, although the policy holder had run off with...

[BethD]

Paris Hilton and they went to party in...

[d's girl]

Japan, only Paris was denied entry, so....

[TeeBubbaDee]

the policy holder, who shall remain nameless until a later date, stayed in Japan and...

[BethD]

and test drove lots of Japanese cars just for fun,
got lost and ended up in...

[Chez moi]

Sydney, Australia, where she was last seen riding an emu across the campus of the university, followed by a crowd of angry kangaroos, who were shouting, "...

[d's girl]

"that's not your emu! that's not your emu! dismantle now, I say!!" But she paid them no attention, & rode until...