Finish the Sentence Game #2

[Tabitha]

Not sure what happened to #1 but no matter.

Please finish this partial sentence and then begin a new thread with your original teaser.

TBD seems especially

[d's girl]

this lean, mean, gorgeous dark cat in shades. Knocked Mrs. Pennypacker right off her paws. She took one look at him and...

[TeeBubbaDee]

cursed Beth for having her neutered. Now all she could do was...

[Chez moi]

...wave her tail seductively and contemplate his sensuous physique. He quickly understood the situation. Since he had no interest in burdening himself with a family, and appreciated her mature beauty and delicious Mouseburgers, he became a regular and could be seen ...

[d's girl]

hanging around out back, at closing time, waiting to escort Mrs. Pennypacker to...

[BethD]

to her Penthouse where they dined on grilled salmon and then sniffed catnip.
Since they were out for the rest of the night catting around and cat napping.
A cat burglar broke in and stole the TV, on his way out he was apprehended
by...

[d's girl]

the crack dog detective team, who promptly....

[BethD]

took him downtown and booked him.
The dog detective team went to the butcher's to get a few bones for their reward but...

[d's girl]

there were no bones, so they got them a steak instead. Meanwhile...

[BethD]

uptown Jon and Richard were shouting lewd remarks to ladies passing by, they were drunk and a guy got mad and....

[d's girl]

and peed on them, but they were too drunk to notice; they just...

[BethD]

staggered around drunk and then peed their own pants then a cop picked them up for..

[d's girl]

reckless endangerment to the olfactory senses of the community at large.
They were booked, their mug shots made the 6 o'clock news & then...