this really hot chick walked by & he blew his cover by obviously gawking at her, so he had to move to another block where he & his stolen dog ran into....
because the old lame dog was blind in one eye.
He dropped the string and ran into an alley and jumped the fence, unknowingly into the back yard of the treacherous...
BethD, who has been known to roast old half blind lame dogs over an open fire. But once she saw this particular dog, she hatched a new plan. She knew he was lame, but since he still was able to jump her fence, she decided...
to use him to pull a wagon full of cats around, as entertainment for the fun loving neighbors. The dog & cats actually enjoyed this ritual & it became such a past time for some that....
the local newshound (a black lab) got hold of it and not only did a write-up in the local rag, but made a video and stuck it up on YT so everyone would come and more and more dogs were hired to fill the demand! In a few weeks, BethD had...
no she went out and got a new hat that would make PRU jealous
and got the neighbor's cats, Billy, Squid, J.Peter, and Charlie to carry out her hit list to whack...
Opened a restaurant for cats called Mouseburger, where she circulated among the diners in ever more delirious hats and flowing mohair scarves. One day, who should walk in but...