Welcome to the forum where you can laugh at somebody else's misfortune and mistakes, the exercise in futility and Murphy's Law. I must give thanks to despair.com for a lot of the images and the inspiration. The gloves are off...!ENJOY!
I for get the movie but a guy pulls into the fillin' station and the attendant asks, "Y'want Ethyl?" to which the driver replies, "Only if she's willin'!"