Welcome to the forum where you can laugh at somebody else's misfortune and mistakes, the exercise in futility and Murphy's Law. I must give thanks to despair.com for a lot of the images and the inspiration. The gloves are off...!ENJOY!
A few years ago I woke up in bed freezing to death.
My air conditioner went haywire and turned on and kept running in the middle of winter.
I had to go outside and turn off the breaker to the compressor.
There was ice cubes hanging on the walls.