Indian place names are grand, TeeBubba. I come from the Snoqualmie valley, which, like Sonoma in the language of a California tribe, means 'people of the moon', as I remember.
In our state we also have the famous (Pogo's song) Walla Walla, Wash., and the wonderful town of Humptulips.
It's a good thing the spider frightened Miss Muffit away, b/c "curds & whey" do not have the appeal phonetically or any other way. How about "Activia"? (I think not. ☺)