Drivers test or algebra test?
drivers test, i suck at algebra
writing a letter or sending an e-mail?
Crying over spilled milk or teach an old dog new tricks?
crying over spilled milk
tea for two or two for tea?
Neither. Gin works faster.
French or Spanish?
strudel or apple turnover?
apple turnover--I like more fruit and less pastry :>)
more or less?
less = more, for large enough values of less
Gregorian or Julian calendar?
sweet potatoes or red rose potatoes?
red rose potatoes.
corn bread or biscuits?
salt water taffy or twizzlers?
Driving backwards with the hand brake on or listening to Muzak waiting for customer service?