What do they do to us all when we need some air?
a black hole
What's in a chunk of charcoal?
attar
Which tar you gonna buy to replace the one 'at blowed out on you?
marigolds
what do you do with the golds. once they're wearing your engagement ring?
ring of fire
What do you call the (trying to be tactful here) posterior opening of your alimentary canal several hours after you've eaten a ghost pepper?
platypus
Describe a polite tissue that stores fat.
Bertie Wooster
What does Arthur Articulationdisorder say when he sees Farmer Frank's handsome prize Rooster?
Frank Lloyd Wright
Describe the Mr. Wright who is always candid.
proteins
What do you call those who are rooting for teens?
antioxidants
What do you call Uncle Oxidants' wife?
andalusian
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What do you call something you think you see which really isn't there?
Klingons
What do you call that pair of panties that's stuck up in the leg of your slacks?
paradigms
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