What's the second person, after Rock I?
classic rock
If it's not a pet rock, then it's just a what?
fifty sit-ups
What does your drill sergeant order you to give him when you give the wrong answer?
drop a dime
How did you do first in those old telephone booths?
clabbered milk
What do you call milk that's been knocked around?
Old Bay seasoning
What you get when you keep New Bay seasonings too long.
fat cat
What do you get when the cat eats a Chihuahua?
hair balls
What do you call a comb over on your testicles?
Last call
(Ha!)
What do you call it when someone calls you up to tell you they're never going to talk to you again?
peer review
What the eye doctor gives you when he has you read those little letters.
hobby horse
What's the horse you own for no useful reason?
skylark
which Buick V8 is named after a bird?
birds of a feather
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