WSBA

[Snagg]

As in, "What's So BAD About..."

Like, fer instance...WSBA letting your dog root around in the neighbor's flower bed?

Not that I've ever let mine do that, Heavens, No...

[BethD]

it is fun if you get away w/ it.

 

wsba driving the speed limit ?

[funesthememorious]

You will never get the chance to argue with a cop, receive a traffic ticket, be forced to take a defensive driving class to take points off your license and swap driving stories with the other ne'er-do-wells in the class.

 

WSBA a sense of deja vu?  

[Snagg]

THIS time you'll have that perfect wiseass comment ready and at hand.

 

WSBA having the house to yourself for the day?

[Slayer Dug]

Nobody to see you running around the house naked while screaming at the top of your lungs like a stark raving lunatic?!!!?   ;-)

 

WSBA coming in 2nd?

[BethD]

it is better than coming in third.

 

wsba wearing a big stupid hat and getting drunk on Mint julips?

[funesthememorious]

People will naturally assume you are an Alabama state trooper.

 

WSBA dialing a wrong number?

[stillgoing]

You get to irritate a total stringer just like all those who call you do.

 

WSBA stepping over the clutter for a second consecutive week (month)?

[funesthememorious]

It might mean your maid has quit.

 

WSBA understanding my conservation of gravity theories?

[stillgoing]

I'm not flying home from work today.

 

WSBA holding your breath that the paycheck and the bills arrive at the bank in the proper sequence?

[Karen Bear]

you just may turn a lovely shade of blue

 

WSGA smelling freshly popped popcorn when you are dieting?

[stillgoing]

Posting on the wrong forum and eating all the popcorn as punishment.

 

WSBA losing your internet connection when you were feeling smart.

 

[funesthememorious]

You might find that termites have eaten your through your internet cables.

 

WSBA submitting to radical experimental psychiatric treatment?