WSBA

[Snagg]

As in, "What's So BAD About..."

Like, fer instance...WSBA letting your dog root around in the neighbor's flower bed?

Not that I've ever let mine do that, Heavens, No...

[funesthememorious]

Only makes them more determined to find some divine sign in any Hale-Bopp comet that gets within a million miles of Earth.

 

WSBA searching for an honest man with a stolen lantern?

 

 

[stillgoing]

He stole the lantern but paid cash for the Lexus around the corner.

WSBA getting married to"her".

[funesthememorious]

You learn she had a rich, hot, beer guzzling younger sister.

 

WSBA computer dating using Harold Camping built computers?

[Snagg]

You'll always win any argument with them, even if they can't comprehend that.

 

WSBA barely a month to go?

[funesthememorious]

Your Ex-Lax isn't working.

 

WSBA being obsessed with discussing lawn care food?

[Slayer Dug]

You might be mistaken for a landscape contractor.

 

WSBA completing the honey-do list?

[Snagg]

Nobody EVER completes the "Honey-Do" list. The stability of the time / space continuum depends on it.

 

WSBA about getting a little project done, and you admire the finished result so much that you decide to spend a couple of hours the next day fine-tuning it?

[funesthememorious]

Someone else will try and take credit for it.

 

WSBA ratlike cunning?

 

 

[Slayer Dug]

Being likened unto a rat-b**tard for your effort.

 

WSBA good intentions "paving the road to hell"?

[Karen Bear]

hmmmmmm, the oxymoronishness of that statement never connected with me

 

WSBA snake venom?

[Snagg]

Using it to dispose of your enemies officially elevates your legal status to Comic Book Villain.

 

WSBA tackling a big job alone?

[Slayer Dug]

Not having anybody to place the blame on when FAIL happens....?!!!?

 

WSBA enjoying American Karaoke Idol?   ;-)