What makes my wife mad when I give her one.
take a gander
What do you do when you steal a duck?
duck, duck, goose
Can you name two waterfowl and a baseball player with a curly mustache?
google it
What do you call it when you do a take-off of Barney Google?
square root
What do you call a root that's not hip.
falling down
(good one)
What was London Bridge doing when they deconstructed it?
wrecking ball
A party where they tear down the walls.
hoola hoop
What do you call a b-ball net which is shaped like a grass skirt?
slam dunk
What could you do with all the participants in the poetry slam when you'd had enough?
fresh fodder
What stale fodder was like yesterday.
rocket science
What was the name of an Australian alternative rock band?
Holy Moly, I can't believe this game is still rolling, I started it in 2010.
Abderian (tendency towards incessant, idiotic laughter)
What do you call someone from Abder?
traveling pants
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