What do you call the machine which produces artificial phlegm?
Jimmy cracks corn
What happens when Jimmy drinks too many beers, and starts cracking himself up with corny jokes. Nobody else likes them, but I don't care.
spray tan
(Good one, TB)
What do you do when Benny Tan catches his clothes on fire and is hopping around frantically?
lost his marbles
What happens to your marbles when you have a whole in your pocket? This also happens on occasion, to people that have holes in their memory.
Short term memory
What is memory to a child?
Angelino
What's the name of Angelina's twin brother?
stop on a dime
How do you prove your bumper sticker "I Brake For Loose Change"?
climb the highest mountain
(Love "I brake for loose change")
What do you do on the way to finding your dream?
full house
What you get when the kids move back in for the third time!!
deep end
adult diaper
delinquency
What is the frequency with which you open de link?
gingerbread man
Who said, "Run, run, as fast as you can/You can't catch me..."?
the bases are loaded
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