Tell Me Two Things

[Quinn]

Tell me two things in response to the request. Then post your own for the next person.

[TeeBubbaDee]

Handing out fried Spam, and PRETENDING to be a zombie so I can eat their brains.

 

TM2 costumes that make you give extra candy to.

[Westerly_2]

The tiny little one whose parents push him forward, and he wants to cry, and that original one home made with boxes and markers to look like cereal or a juice box or a die, or something.and a lot of effort went into it.

 

TM about 2 trick or treaters who REALLY did scare you.

[Snagg]

I've never been scared by a trick-or-treater - Just depressed by the ones that wouldn't even make the effort of wearing a costume. They'd show up in street clothes, stick out a bag or cardboard box, get the loot and split - Not even a "Thank You", for the most part.

 

I've wondered if they were too financially strapped to buy a costume or a goody bag, but the attitude was usually a tip-off - They weren't shy or embarrassed, like most kids from a money-tight situation, nor were they happy or excited by the whole trick-or-treat adventure - They were more like "I don't even give a shit about faking it - This whole "Halloween" thing is a good scam for me to exploit, I walked all the way to your damn door, now REWARD ME!" They've probably grown up to work in the Quickie-Loan or phone sales industries.

 

TM2 times you tricked after getting screwed on the treat.

[Quinn]

Eggs and TP were the favorites...

 

TM2T I can dress up as for Halloween this year

[d's girl]

Ron Paul or the one I used last year - I am no fan whatsoever of Halloween, it does nothing for me, but my bff talked me into wearing a costume to her Halloween party, so I secured felt flames up the front of my jeans & on my butt & attached the word "Liar" to the front of my t-shirt. '-)

 

 

TM2T that you've donated.

[Snagg]

Kitty litter and a superior attitude.

 

TM2T you wish to god I'd quit doing.

[d's girl]

Curmudgeoning & wearing BOTH the silly hat AND the clown nose at the same time. They cancel each other out- just one w/the bow tie would be most fashion-sensible w/your Abe Lincoln costume. '-)

 

TM2T you haven't done since you were a kid.

[Quinn]

Read Nancy Drew books and twirled around in circles

 

TM2T you always serve at Thanksgiving, besides the turkey

[d's girl]

 

An absolutely AWESOME Cornbread & Sausage Dressing (lemme know if you want the recipe '-) & homemade Cranberry Sauce.

 

...and Q- that twirling around in circles thing? I think we should do that in Teebs' yard together when we meet up there in Feb. 

The front yard, if we've consumed enough alcohol to be bold enough; the backyard if not. AND I think Teebs & P.A. should join us.

yeah, yeah, enough already w/the "it's an outside chance I'll make the Feb. Meetup"... I know, I know! ;-p

 

 

TM2T you've done that you wouldn't do again.

 

[funesthememorious]

TM2T you've done that you wouldn't do again.

Referee a taco eating contest at Jack-In-The-Box and drive non-stop from Long Island to Florida.

 

TM2T you like about the latest issue of Oprah Magazine.

[TeeBubbaDee]

That I haven't seen it, and that the odds of me seeing it in the future are zero.

 

TM2T you would do to the a##hole that cut the wires on your Halloween lights.

 

PS. Twirling is a requirement when visiting here.

[d's girl]

cut his cable and have my dogs poop in his yard daily.

 

pps... yay on the twirling requirement. '-)

 

TM2T you do to get people on fb to quit poking you.