All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny

[Aggie]

All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There's no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off of other people's jelly beans.
Good things come in small, sugar coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else's basket.
To show your true colors, you have to come out of the shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

[J Lee S]

http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/facad702b6/terrifying-easter-b...

[J Lee S]

I think Pru was onto something.

[Aggie]

Now I know why Pru has trouble sleeping at night.

[larry kremis]

I like that Aggie.

[Aggie]

I stole it from Eons.

[J Lee S]

Sweet! Incentive, I like it. };-} I can cook for many, bring it on.

[Aggie]

Come on down to Texas.  I will bake kolaches.  We have not had good fight in 175 years.  Battle of San Jacinto 4/21/1836.

[Goldilocks46]

Cute one, Aggie!

[Aggie]

The Easter Tree

Strangely enough, such a thing as an Easter tree already exists, and it can be found in Germany. Around 1945, when he was just a young boy, Volker Kraft saw his very first Easter Tree (Eierbaum, Osterbaum or Ostereirbaum, in German), and decided he would have one of his very own, when he grew up. Time passed and young Volker became a married man, with a family and everything. But his childhood dream stuck with him and he decorated his first Easter Tree, in 1965. He used 18 colored plastic eggs.

But the tree was growing fast and he and his wife, Christa couldn’t afford to waste so many Easter eggs. So they began drilling holes into the eggs, using the contents in the kitchen, and the painted shells as decorations. When their children grew up, they started helping with the decorating,and the Easter Tree became a family tradition, known not only in their home town of Saalfeld, but all of Germany.

After their kids moved out of the house, it seemed the Easter Tree would finally catch a break, but grandsons arrived and the Krafts went back to decorating their giant tree. The number of Easter eggs hung by the tree’s branches grew every year,and in 2010 it reached an incredible 9,500 eggs.

[Stir Young]

I wonder if they had Kraft Macaroni & Cheese for Easter dinner?

[Kittycat]

Stir, I was wondering the same thing!!!  Great minds think alike....er, something like that!!! LOL

[Aggie]

Be carefull I hear there are 90 million chocolate rabbits out there this year.