ATTENTION! Damn fool old guys!

[Stir Young]

Hey do any of you older guys know if it will now be easier for those hot young ladies to contact us about sending our money to Nigeria?

I really missed them after they could no longer contact us over on the "TeeB"!

LOL

[Robert Williams]

Gary, You need to step up man! Being Canadian and having universal health means she needs more help than Nigerians!!

[Stir Young]

Unfailingly polite, that Ms Maria is!

A Canadian trait, I'm told.

OK, I'm gettin' the debit card out, but just this once, OK!

MysticalMaria said:

Dear Gary,

I am so lonely without you... I'm all they way up here in Canada and can't get to where you are.... my dog is sick, my kids are in jail and my great auntie needs a triple bypass. Please... send money soon so that I can come and visit you...

MysticalMaria
P.O. Box 69
Hanover, Ontario... by way of Nigeria

(damn... maybe he won't remember that us Canadians have universal health coverage...)

Please Gary... please help my dog... oh... and my aunt too... if you have time.

Endlessly luvin' you...

[JMcAul]

Well if they have as much success as the people who want to help me enlarge my manhood, they should have no problem finding you either!

[Agent 47]

If anyone would like to send me some money please let me know so I can give an address. I need money for my retirement as my 401k is decreasing by the second!

[Richard Garvey]

Nigerian? No!
Algerian? It's a stretch.
Make up something exotic, it doesn't matter.
All they want to do is send money to a lady in need.
Richard

[realteal]

Yea, Wendy just write for the money using CAPS, that should do it.

Now for my plea: I'm obviously from bankrupt CA, but my Nigerian dog is pathetic and we need shelter. Could you pay my way to your cyber patio and let us camp there for awhile? Just this once, Gary, please!

[stillgoing]

You certainly do look Nigerian WendyLynn but all I have left is my piggy bank. Its a bit heavy, so I'll send it freight collect.


WendyLynn said:

Shhhhhh. Sandy. His eyesight may not be too good.

SandraDee1 said:

LOL Wendy, nice try.

[Sausan]

It DOESN'T have to be this way!!!

We don't need to let TBD go. It has become a part of all of our lives. Why do we all have to move over to NING??

Read this:

http://www.tbd.com/group/2767/discussion/2021710/show

Let us do our part in holding on to TBD! It has become "OUR" web site now. Let us nurture it.

It worked for Tribe...

It can work for TBD!

Pass this message along.

[Gator Gal]

My deerest sweety Gary, I have fall upon your profile by mistake but then I saw for you what a sweety and lover person you are and I must need to contact you most immediately. I seen by your most beautiful smile in your photo that you are a man of most lovely heart and your manly strongness is much looking. I am finding myself trapped in a very bad place and I am begging of your strong heart to save me. My village of Houston is been invaded by the Bushman tribe and I will much love to see your beautiful home. Sadly I do not possess the money to travel at this exact time because sadly all of my funds are taken by the family of my ex-husband and he is not a beautiful heart person as you are. But if you can please help me then my family can repay you 10 times more when they know of my safety. I am not to call them from here because my enemy have stolen my telephone and my family not have internet like your smart manly person possess.
please can you help me? My email is [e-mail] please to write back fast. I am waiting for you. i send you my photo so you may know how i am.

[Stir Young]

I'm on my way to the post office with a check now, and also my account numbers, my sweet little patootie! I know you must have been frustrated because you couldn't get through to me at the old TBD.

My email address is [e-mail]

Droolingly yours,

Gare

[Alla]

Dear Gary, you never told me you had money. So, do you have money and want to share with a lovely lady? Actually, she accepts donations in the form of gifts from Amazon. So, should I send you her account number? You will find a 'wish list' there. You don't have to do too much. Just pay and Amazon will send it out. And she is lovely, believe me. How do I know? I look in the mirror.

[Stir Young]

Awright, an amazon!


Oh, that Amazon!



Darn!