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I mean it...... :-)
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Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HIS OATMEAL EVERY MORNING.
THE GRANDSON DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103
WHEN HE DIED. HE LEFT BEHIND 14 CHILDREN,
30 GRANDCHILDREN,
45 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN,
25 GREAT-GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN, AND
A 15-FOOT HOLE WHERE THE CREMATORIUM USED TO BE.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum that it could be done.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
:-D
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