Should we be demanding stern regulation and possibly even a ban of a chemical called dihydrogen monoxide.
Seven reasons why the chemical needs strict controls...
1) It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2) It is a major component in acid rain
3) It can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4) Accidental inhalation can kill you
5) It contributes to erosion
6) It decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7) It has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients