OK, whaddya got?

[Stir Young]

I bought a five pound bag of frozen chicken wings, unadorned.  I wanna do this Super Bowl up right.

 

These are "first and second chicken wing sections", and contain "up to fifteen percent solution", and are protected with "up to 8% chicken broth glaze".  WTF?  This is just information gleaned from the front of the package....I haven't really checked the back yet.

 

Anyway, I have a few of the wings thawing, and I thought I'd submerge 'em in some Lawry's Buffalo BBQ Marinade a little later, and season with some cayenne pepper, and bake 'em up.  I'll serve 'em at my Super Bowl party (to which I am the only invitee) along with some chips and dip, and call it good.

 

So, how do you make up your chicken wings?  Is it easier to just buy 'em at Hooters, or what?

 

 

[funesthememorious]

Throw some mozarella cheese and pesto sauce on them wings, roll them in some lasagna noodles and call it Chicken Cannelloni.

 

This is the first Super Bowl I'll be on my own...I didn't get an invitation to one, no one is coming over, no kids & their friends here.

[funesthememorious]

Can I bring my cigarettes and pistol?

[Stir Young]

HaHaHaHa!

[P.A.]

I would think that would be a wise move Fumes.

[d's girl]

Funes wrote:

Can I bring my cigarettes and pistol?

 

Only if you promise to have a religious experience while you're having drunken sex.

[Quinn]

Does the sex have to be drunken?

[d's girl]

Well, I guess not, but we were trying to be all inclusive, so I was weaving in P.A.'s drinking w/our other Guns, Smoking, Sex & Religious discussions. hey! we've left out drugs. I don't suppose taking an Extra Strength Excedrin would count? And does the Gun Control topic cover "politics'? If not, someone needs to throw some politics into this orgy.

 

I could actually add a rl politics angle which could include alcohol, smoking & sex.

But I wouldn't want to scandalize myself.

[Quinn]

OMG! We've totally forgotten gays and lesbians!

[d's girl]

No we haven't. Did you not see me flirt w/Kooner last night & include this pic?

okay, so Kooner & I aren't lesbians. But still, I think it can count, in a pinch.

(I love that pic. don't know why, but I do. It makes me happy)

[Quinn]

I'm sure Obama wants to ban all firearms and put the people who own them into those secret prision camps all over the U.S.

[d's girl]

good job, Quinn. Well, actually, it was lame, but it was something.

[Quinn]

I try