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TBD on Ning

Anyone else have any?

Here are a few that I found.           

 

 

THESE REALLY WORK!! 
 I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! 
 
  
 AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO
 HOLD THE VEGETABLES  WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A
 FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER

4.. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
 

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING
   A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. 
 
 

 

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except... this one's not funny-

YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 

...it's just true. '-)

I've lived by that "remedy" my entire life.

It hasn't failed me yet.

:-D

They rock, don't they?

My latest are zip ties. My goodness, can you do a lot w/zip ties!

Sorry for the thread hijack, Robbie. 

Like what?

They only thing I do with them is corral loose electric cords.

It's amazing the things you can secure. I secured a decorative gate that a certain puppy was escaping from. I use them at work ALL the time, but for things one wouldn't necessarily do in real life. That's how I really got turned on to them. I pierce holes in fabric/textiles/etc. w/an all & then use zip ties to secure them to whatever I need to secure them to. Then snip the tail off the zip tie, & *voila!* done!
Yes, tie wraps are great. I keep them handy. They work better than handcuffs.
'-)

To think of an apropriate response, turn off your computer and go upstairs and try to sleep. .......

 

 

                                                               Works every time.

I don't have an upstairs.........so what do I do?

You can alleviate a headache by hitting your thumb with a hammer.

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