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Comment by Aggie on February 20, 2012 at 6:35pm

A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

Comment by metub4 on February 19, 2012 at 6:33am

Comment by metub4 on February 17, 2012 at 4:26am

How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"?
I WOULD SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!

Comment by Aggie on February 16, 2012 at 10:06pm

When 3 people have sex,its called a THREESOME,
When 2 people have sex,its called a TWOSOME,
So...we finally understand why they call you HANDSOME!!

Comment by Aggie on February 15, 2012 at 5:21pm

I've never understood why women love cats.

Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep.

In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.

Comment by ozzieowl on February 14, 2012 at 4:19pm

Here's another one of those contraptions...

Subject: : THE iPHONE

It all began with an iPhone...
March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean. 

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next month!! 

Comment by metub4 on February 14, 2012 at 5:13am

Comment by metub4 on February 14, 2012 at 5:03am

Sam sees the postman once a week, and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.

"Name's Enoch - Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge. Having a party Saturday. Thought you'd like to come."

"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this, I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."

"Not a problem. After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin', too."

Damn, Sam thinks. Tough crowd. "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."

Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."

"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"

Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."

Comment by metub4 on February 14, 2012 at 5:02am

ok   Oz    --------   they got their man because he was the only man there      the rest were women !!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by ozzieowl on February 13, 2012 at 11:17pm

Okay, okay, I tried getting these two together side by side,

but am no computer whiz, they would have looked good together....

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