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Comment by ozzieowl on February 29, 2012 at 7:52pm

Lol, oh they are all sooo good - thanks!

Comment by metub4 on February 29, 2012 at 10:26am

 

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

A lot of folks can't understand

how we came to have an oil

shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our oil is located in:
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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and
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Texas
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Our  dipsticks  are located in DC
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Any questions?

NO?   Didn't think so.

Comment by Aggie on February 29, 2012 at 10:13am

A guy goes to the doctor for an ailment and is given some pills and told he will have to take them the rest of his life. When he gets home he calls the doctor back and asks if the ailment is more serious than the doctor is telling him. When the doctor asks him "why would you ask that?" He says, "because the bottle says no refills ".

Comment by metub4 on February 29, 2012 at 5:00am

Comment by Aggie on February 28, 2012 at 7:51pm

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you Thinking?

Her husband speaks English....hellooo!

I worry about you Sometimes!

Comment by metub4 on February 26, 2012 at 6:45am

Comment by ozzieowl on February 24, 2012 at 11:04pm

Not very `Regal' hey?

Comment by ozzieowl on February 24, 2012 at 11:02pm

So soooo funny, thanks Aggie !

Comment by Aggie on February 22, 2012 at 10:29am

You compliment your friend on their mustache and suddenly she won't talk to you.

Comment by Aggie on February 22, 2012 at 10:19am

What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"

What does a grad student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"

What does a grad student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"

What does a grad student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"

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