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Comment by ozzieowl on August 8, 2012 at 4:20pm
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Stopping by today to ask you....
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Comment by Aggie on August 2, 2012 at 5:19pm
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Texas Size Mosquito repellent!
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In Canada, on the drive this morning, someone on the local radio talk show dialed in and was asked what is the capital of the USA. Answer given by the caller: TEXAS
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How far would you walk for a camel?
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Comment by metub4 on July 13, 2012 at 11:27am
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On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
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In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"
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Even more Blonde Jokes,
and these are good I know -
coz I'm blonde too......
A friend told the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year...."
The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."
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A blond is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"
She says, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do...it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.
"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.
The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."
The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"
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A blonde spies a letter lying on her doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND"
She spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
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A blonde's dog goes missing and she is frantic.
Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"
She does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.
"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.
"Here boy!" she replies.
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A blond is in jail. A guard looks in her cell and sees her hanging by her feet.
"What the heck you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," the blond replies.
"It should be around your neck!" says the Guard.
"I know," she replies, "but I couldn't breathe."
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(Now this one actually makes sense...lol)
An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"
To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."
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Hullo and welcome Doug62,
I did click on your link and it could
be an interesting concept, but probably
only oldies like me would appreciate it, lol!
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The Grandmother of Blonde Jokes....
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