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Comment by metub4 on August 22, 2012 at 6:55pm

Comment by Aggie on August 21, 2012 at 8:51pm

Comment by Aggie on August 8, 2012 at 11:38pm

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"

Comment by ozzieowl on August 8, 2012 at 4:20pm

Stopping by today to ask you....

Comment by Aggie on August 2, 2012 at 5:19pm

Texas Size Mosquito repellent!

Comment by Aggie on July 24, 2012 at 6:18pm

In Canada, on the drive this morning, someone on the local radio talk show dialed in and was asked what is the capital of the USA. Answer given by the caller: TEXAS

Comment by Aggie on July 24, 2012 at 5:10pm

How far would you walk for a camel?

Comment by ozzieowl on July 13, 2012 at 4:51pm

Comment by metub4 on July 13, 2012 at 11:27am

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Comment by metub4 on July 13, 2012 at 11:02am

In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.

A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

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