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Comment by metub4 on September 22, 2012 at 8:27am

TODAY   -  FIRST DAY  OF FALL

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies: "Autumn."

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This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.

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These two fleas are sitting in Florida. One is shivering like crazy, saying "that has got to be the coldest ride I have ever had in my life!"
"How did you get here?" asks the other flea.
"I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle down the freeway."
"That is no way to travel to Florida" says the flea."Here is what you do. Go to the airport and find a lounge. Have a sip of someone's drink so you are relaxed. Find a really pretty girl and crawl up her leg and under her dress.G o inside her panties and you will find a nice warm place to curl up and fall asleep. The next thing you know, you are in Florida! Remember that for next time.We will get together next year and you can tell me how it went!"
The following year, the two fleas are back in Florida and the first
one is shivering like crazy. "That is the coldest f*%#in' ride to
Florida I have had in my life!!!"
"What happened to the advice I gave you last year?"
"I did everything you told me to do! I went to the airport and found the lounge. I had a sip of someone's drink and I was good and relaxed. I saw this gorgeous girl so I crawled up her leg and under her dress. I went into her panties and found this warm, furry place to curl up and fall asleep. The next thing I knew, I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle down the freeway!!"

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Comment by Aggie on September 18, 2012 at 6:27pm

One particular four year old prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

Comment by ozzieowl on September 18, 2012 at 4:13pm

Comment by ozzieowl on September 18, 2012 at 6:13am

"snort"

Comment by metub4 on September 18, 2012 at 5:35am

good morning Oz

forgot you like to horse around that much.........neah?

Comment by ozzieowl on September 18, 2012 at 5:32am

How cute, I guess it's a case of -

when ya gotta go - you've GOTTA GO! lol !

OH, and that bum-steer you mention back there,

I'd must tell you that `I got that straight from the horses mouth" LOL!

http://www.horses.co.uk/audio/horse01.wav

Comment by metub4 on September 18, 2012 at 5:20am

This is what a true friend is like.....

Comment by ozzieowl on September 18, 2012 at 5:16am

Comment by metub4 on September 18, 2012 at 5:13am

heh Oz    that is one looking weird steer

Comment by ozzieowl on September 18, 2012 at 5:10am

A different slant on the meaning of `bum steer'   lol!

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