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Comment by ozzieowl on December 21, 2012 at 2:43am

L O L Aggie

tho, I would welcome one of those cheeky li'l elves

to see me through the dark !

Comment by Aggie on December 21, 2012 at 2:10am

On December the 21st, the Earth will enter a ring called The Photonic Belt, at 1:00 am, when there will be a blackout on the planet and three days of darkness. NASA confirmed it on December 8th, 2012. They say that when it gets completely dark, it will be really cold and flashes of light will occur. Nothing will happen, it's just an extraordinary phenomenon that happens every 11,000 years.
It is recommended to stay at home, since there won't be any power and so electronic devices won't work. The three days of darkness will pass and that's what the Mayan calendar was referring to.
IF YOU PUT THIS ON YOUR WALL YOU WILL BE SAVED AND HAVE ELECTRICITY FOR 3 DAYS, INFINITE WHISKEY, 3 UNICORNS FOR PROTECTION, AN ARMY OF MAGICAL ELVES TO COMBAT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, AN ANGEL WITH THE FORCE OF THE UNIVERSE AND THE HELP OF SONGOKU'S GENKI DAMA TO EXPEL THE DEMONS. FURTHERMORE, YOU'LL APPLY FOR A RAFFLE TICKET TO WIN SAGITTARIUS GOLDEN ARMOR AND A ONE WAY TICKET TO NARNIA "

Comment by metub4 on December 20, 2012 at 8:23pm

all I can say is

 I hope to come back here on the 22nd

and be able to read this

wishing the best to all my TBD friends this holiday season

Comment by ozzieowl on December 20, 2012 at 8:20pm

L...M...A...O...@ Aggie !!!

Comment by Aggie on December 20, 2012 at 8:07pm

Comment by Aggie on December 20, 2012 at 7:51pm

With the holidays upon us, I would like to share an experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know, some of us have been known to have a brush with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well three days ago, I was out for one of those social evenings with friends and had several cocktails. Feeling pretty jolly, I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before. I took a cab and sure enough on the way home there was a police roadblock. Since it was a cab, they just waved it on through.

I arrived home safely without incident. This was certainly a surprise as I've never driven a cab before. I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage, I don't know what to do with it! You are welcome to borrow it whenever needed.

Comment by Aggie on December 18, 2012 at 4:18pm

Comment by ozzieowl on December 18, 2012 at 3:29pm

Comment by Frank Goodness on December 17, 2012 at 1:33pm

Looks like a good place to be. laughter is the best medicine.

Comment by Chandrashekhar Vairale(Samidha) on December 17, 2012 at 9:50am

Golf on Christmas Day

  Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course. The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

The second guy says, "I spent a ton too.  My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.

 "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golf course -'

She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”

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