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Comment by metub4 on January 1, 2013 at 6:17am

What do you call 6.9?

 

A good 69 interrupted by a period…

Comment by metub4 on January 1, 2013 at 6:16am

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Comment by metub4 on January 1, 2013 at 6:15am

69

Once a girl is quite fantasised about "69".She has a regular boyfriend
they have never done it before.

One day she invites her boyfriend to her apartment for romantic dinner.
After heavy dinner, she tells him that she wants to do "69". But the
Boyfriend doesn't have any idea about what is 69. Girlfriend gets upset
but thinks that she can teach him how to do 69. she asks him to lay
down...and she then lays on top of him in reverse direction so as in 69.
The boyfriend is confused but is eager to know about 69. So he does as
the GF tells him to do.

They lay down in this position for about 2 min. She is thinking that he
will, by the time, get excited by this. but suddenly the GF has to let
go one Fart...directly on her BF's face.

GF quickly apologises and asks him to stay in that position for some
more time. After 1 min she has to let go one another fart....this time
bigger than the previous.

The BF quickly throws her away, gets up, starts dressing up and yells at
her.. "If you think I am gonna take 67 more like this, you are MAD"

Comment by Aggie on December 25, 2012 at 10:51am

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.
As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see
her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.

Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into
about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford
and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."

Comment by metub4 on December 23, 2012 at 1:26pm

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Comment by metub4 on December 23, 2012 at 12:09pm

how a blonde makes a
Christmas tree

Comment by Chandrashekhar Vairale(Samidha) on December 23, 2012 at 10:34am

Man with a hard problem usually give it to a woman.

For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

I don't have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination!

Comment by ozzieowl on December 23, 2012 at 8:36am

..B W AAAAAHHHHHHHHH.....lol, flipper,

it says on the bottom of the box -

"pump it to hump it" ....lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

Comment by ozzieowl on December 23, 2012 at 8:22am

Thanks heaps everyone for all the fun we have here,

and we sure do keep laughing.....

Merry T'wistmas to you all !

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