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Comment by Larry Scott Draper on February 24, 2013 at 8:35am

Comment by Larry Scott Draper on February 24, 2013 at 8:33am

God, I hope that there are some cat people here.

Comment by metub4 on February 19, 2013 at 12:13pm

Comment by Aggie on February 19, 2013 at 10:33am

Letter to a men's helpline..

Hi Bob,
I really need your advice on a serious problem:
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind my latest car restoration project. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the car, that I noticed a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.
Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Comment by metub4 on February 17, 2013 at 7:43am

Whew!  What a relief  to learn this...
   
    Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was?
    Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.
    Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as anEvent Boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.

    Thank goodness for studies like this. It's not our age, it's that damn door!
     
    Did I tell this to you already?

Comment by Aggie on February 8, 2013 at 7:35am

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex

together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned

against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old

time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a

chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having

sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he

follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by

walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the

fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans

against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most

furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while

both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse,

panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age

that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to

their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks

to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else.

You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

Comment by Aggie on February 8, 2013 at 6:32am

Comment by ozzieowl on February 7, 2013 at 12:14am

Thanks Aggie, with the intense expression on those two cat's faces,

I wonder if that li'l chick is alive to tell the story now, ha!

Comment by ozzieowl on February 7, 2013 at 12:11am

Star - that one is a crack-up, lol!

Comment by Aggie on February 6, 2013 at 7:38pm

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