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Comment by ozzieowl on May 18, 2013 at 5:04am

Luv the new monitor cleaner Aggie,

along with every single thing on this whole page

and I've never thought of dog poop that way b4.....lol!

Comment by Trish on May 17, 2013 at 10:49am

There's no home on the range.

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Comment by Aggie on May 17, 2013 at 8:44am

“If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?” - Jerry Seinfeld

Comment by Aggie on May 10, 2013 at 10:52am

A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does.

The next day in a written test, she included this question:
"My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I am strong and attractive. I pick up things. What am I?"

When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word "Mother."

Comment by Aggie on May 9, 2013 at 7:44pm

"HOW DID IT HAPPEN?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.

"Well, doc, 25 years ago..."

"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."

"Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.

I said, 'No, everything is fine.'

'Are you sure?' she asked.

'I'm sure,' I said.

'Isn't there anything I can do for you?' she wanted to know. 'I reckon not,' I replied."

"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"

"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

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Comment by Aggie on May 5, 2013 at 7:52pm

I would like to share a personal experience with some of my closest friends about drinking and driving.

As we all well know, each of us may have had a close call or two with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

Last night I was out for an evening with my husband and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - we took a cab home.

Sure enough, while traveling home we passed a police DUI check point, but since it was a cab, they waved it past.

We arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before, and I am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

Comment by metub4 on May 5, 2013 at 11:12am

NEW MONITOR CLEANER

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