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Comment by Aggie on June 20, 2013 at 9:11pm

Comment by Aggie on June 20, 2013 at 7:28pm

The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)

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Comment by Aggie on June 5, 2013 at 5:14pm

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Comment by Aggie on June 4, 2013 at 6:28pm

Comment by Aggie on May 28, 2013 at 9:34pm

Comment by Aggie on May 28, 2013 at 8:25pm

Great Sales Technique

A newsboy named Larry was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. What he saw was yesterday's paper.

The man said, "Hey, this is an old paper. Where's the story about the big swindle?"

Larry ignored him and went on calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"

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