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Comment by Aggie on September 24, 2015 at 11:39am

Meanwhile 5th place in Oklahoma.

Comment by Aggie on September 24, 2015 at 1:48am

Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Switzerland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.

“These,” she explained, “are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.” She then asked, “What do you do in America with your old goats?”

A spry old gentleman answered, “They send us on bus tours!”

Comment by Aggie on August 31, 2015 at 9:39pm

Comment by Aggie on August 31, 2015 at 8:32pm

The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?”

“Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk business.”

Comment by Aggie on August 20, 2015 at 6:06pm

Comment by Aggie on August 19, 2015 at 7:27pm

Ole and Clarence

Ole lived across the Minnesota River from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't like at all. They were yelling across the river at each other all the time..

Ole would yell to Clarence, "If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd come ofver dere an beat you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by golly!"

This went on for years. Finally, the state built a bridge across the river right there by their houses.

Ole's wife, Lena, says, "Now iss yer chance, Ole. Vhy doncha go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like you said you vud?"

Ole replied, "OK, by yimminy, I tink I vill do yust dat!"

Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a sign on the bridge and stopped to read it, then turned around and came back
home.

Lena asked, "Vhy did you come back?"

Ole said, " Lena, I tink I changed my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence. You know, vhen I yell at him from across da river he don't look so big. But dey put a sign on da bridge dat says "Clarence is 13 ft. 6 In."

Comment by Aggie on August 18, 2015 at 8:43pm

Comment by metub4 on August 14, 2015 at 5:27am

Ya know good help is hard to find.......

Comment by Aggie on August 13, 2015 at 8:26pm

Comment by Aggie on August 11, 2015 at 8:30pm

The end of the T-Rex

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