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Comment by Aggie on December 23, 2016 at 1:37pm

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Whiskey Christmas Cake recipe so here

goes. (I Made mine this morning!!!!)

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 cups dried fruit

Sample a cup of Whiskey to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Whiskey is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Whiskey to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Whiskey. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Whiskey and wipe the counter with the cat.

Comment by Aggie on October 4, 2016 at 6:14pm

Boob bees

Comment by Aggie on September 22, 2016 at 11:48pm

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Comment by metub4 on July 2, 2016 at 4:44pm

if you are alone in the forest

and your wife is not around

are you still wrong ?

Comment by Aggie on June 28, 2016 at 7:12pm

Comment by Aggie on June 27, 2016 at 6:02pm

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," said she. "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

Comment by TeeBubbaDee on June 27, 2016 at 9:42am

Comment by TeeBubbaDee on June 27, 2016 at 8:05am

Be the reason someone smiles today. 
Or the reason someone drinks today. 
Whatever works for ya!

Comment by TeeBubbaDee on June 27, 2016 at 8:05am

Depends on if it's a 1/2 inch, or a 9/16th.

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