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Comment by Aggie on June 8, 2018 at 8:56am

A man in Denver, CO. decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign which read "$10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor he asked ab...out the phone. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Austin, Green Bay, Chicago, Milwaukee, and all around the United States, he found more phones, with the same sign, and got the same answer from each pastor..

Finally, he arrived in Texas . Upon entering a church in Fort Worth, Tx., behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 25 cents. Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor.

"Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church, I have found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"

The pastor, smiling, replied, "Son, you're in Texas now. This is God's country...it's a local call."

Comment by Aggie on June 8, 2018 at 8:13am

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Comment by Aggie on March 27, 2018 at 1:37pm

Understanding Engineers #1

Two A&M engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Comment by metub4 on March 27, 2018 at 11:22am

How about some bunny humor ?

Two rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay. One rabbit says to the other, "Okay, we can run for it, or we can stay here and outnumber them.” And the other rabbit replies, "We’re going to run for it, you idiot! I'm your brother.”

Comment by metub4 on March 25, 2018 at 7:45am

Moe says, "My wife got me to believe in religion."¶

Joe says, "Really? How did she do that?"

Moe says, "Until I married her, I didn't believe in Hell."

Comment by metub4 on March 25, 2018 at 7:45am

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least 10 years and 20 pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"

Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

Comment by metub4 on March 25, 2018 at 7:44am

New boss in the building

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

Comment by Aggie on February 27, 2018 at 10:31am

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