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Comment by Aggie on September 27, 2018 at 7:15pm

I went to CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter.
The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?
He took the spoon, put a large bit of the liquid on it & tasted it.
Then he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.
When he finally was finished, I asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HECK NO!!!" I said, "Oh, thank Goodness! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly.

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Comment by metub4 on September 26, 2018 at 8:08am

There was a man who had worked his whole life in a pickle factory. One day he came home and told his wife that it was time to retire because he had been fired from his job.

 

She began to scream and yell, "You have given them twenty years of devoted service. Why did they fire you?"

 

"For twenty years I've wanted to stick my pecker in the pickle slicer," he explained, "and today I finally did it!"

 

The wife ran over and pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. "You look okay," she said with a sigh of relief. "So what happened to the pickle slicer?"

 

"Well," he said with hesitation, "they fired her, too and she's going to retire."

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour. He will always use it in evidence against you.
— Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree

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Comment by Aggie on September 20, 2018 at 1:54pm

Half off if you are ugly.

Comment by Aggie on September 19, 2018 at 11:34am

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