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Comment by Aggie on March 20, 2019 at 1:26pm

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.
I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free."
"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

Comment by Aggie on March 16, 2019 at 8:57pm

Comment by metub4 on March 14, 2019 at 7:38am

A blonde goes to a dry cleaners and drops off a dress. 

The lady says "Come again!"  

"No this time it is tooth paste."

Comment by metub4 on March 14, 2019 at 7:36am

I went down the local 24 hour grocery store.  When I got there, a guy was locking the door.  I said, "the sigh says open 24 hours."   He said, "Sure, but not in a row."

Comment by Aggie on March 14, 2019 at 7:07am

The original FB group I have been a member of since 1971, had no problems.

Comment by Aggie on February 24, 2019 at 10:35am

Suzanna, Howdy and welcome! You are a member, feel free to post something funny.

Comment by Suzanna mouton on February 23, 2019 at 7:50pm

How do I join

Comment by Aggie on February 18, 2019 at 5:40am

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted.
"So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."

Comment by Aggie on February 1, 2019 at 1:18pm

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had....
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

Comment by Aggie on February 1, 2019 at 11:11am

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