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Comment by Aggie on April 2, 2019 at 8:46pm

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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Comment by Aggie on March 20, 2019 at 1:26pm

I stopped at a fast-food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat-Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try.
I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer, which was dripping with fat. He filled a bag with these fries and put them in my order.
"Just a minute!" I said. "Those aren't fat-free."
"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes . . . the fat is free!"

Comment by Aggie on March 16, 2019 at 8:57pm

Comment by metub4 on March 14, 2019 at 7:38am

A blonde goes to a dry cleaners and drops off a dress. 

The lady says "Come again!"  

"No this time it is tooth paste."

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