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Comment by Jake Doga on July 11, 2009 at 2:02pm

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Because someone told him to get a long little doggie!

Comment by Jermann on July 11, 2009 at 1:20pm

Over 35 babies reminded me that somewhere out there, there's a woman giving birth every minute, well, They better hurry up and catch that woman. The world is over populated now.

Comment by Jermann on July 11, 2009 at 1:13pm

HELP, HELP, HELP, I'm all screwed up since I got here, not that I wasn't before, but, I'd like to send this to my Granddaughter whose husband thinks he's the worlds greatest griller. so when I click share, I get a pop-up and I can put her e-mail address in, but how do I send it??? the pop-up won't move and if there is a send button on the bottom, I can't get to it, what do I do?? Thanks and I guess there are no more Kudo's anymore??? Sorry I had to put this here but, I can't find a help button either. I guess everybody that put this site together knows what their doing....

Comment by OCNaturalDoc on July 10, 2009 at 2:39pm

"Women should not have children after 35.
Seriously.... 35 children are enough."

Comment by au22 olanam on July 10, 2009 at 12:42am

laughter is the medicine to loneliness...Always smiles laugh Gods Loves us!

Comment by Billy Bones on July 9, 2009 at 9:04pm

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without
ears.

When mother and new baby came home from
the hospital, Johnnie's family was
invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little
Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and
explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much
mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word ears,
he would get the smacking of his life
when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he
said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little
Johnnie.

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little
feet and beautiful little hands, a cute
little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so
thankful; the Doctor said he will have
20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "cuz
he'd be s.o.l. if he needed glasses"

Comment by Carito on July 9, 2009 at 2:55pm

Nothing better than a good laugh!! I need to warm up a little to start with my jokes...so see you later.

Comment by Ron B on July 8, 2009 at 8:40pm

Groucho Marx once said, "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read".

Comment by Ron B on July 8, 2009 at 5:55pm

Laughter is ALWAYS the best medicine.
Ron

Comment by SeaRain on July 8, 2009 at 12:14pm

The Vanilla pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which
appeared in The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find
one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see
hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first20safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, 'At least
we'll have a bit to eat.'

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered little bowls of pudding.


Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more
than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:




'IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING'....

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