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Comment by Billy Bones on August 9, 2009 at 4:58pm
LAUGH FOR THE DAY (racial) way too funny
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of
me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious
she was a little irritated. . ..
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla
fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!'
(To the oversensitive… remember this is a JOKE…great play on words.)
Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 6, 2009 at 6:53pm
good one, LC!
Comment by L.C. DeMartin on August 6, 2009 at 8:24am
A termite walks into a pub and says,
"Is the bar tender here?"
Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 3, 2009 at 7:51pm

Comment by OCNaturalDoc on August 3, 2009 at 3:03pm
This guy thought he had the world's BEST tattoo
....'til he went to prison.
Comment by Billy Bones on August 1, 2009 at 3:53pm
CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
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HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN".... BUT IT'S ONLY A "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"? WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING TO?
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ONCE YOU'RE IN HEAVEN, DO YOU GET STUCK WEARING THE CLOTHES YOU WERE BURIED IN FOR ETERNITY? (great question!!!!!!)
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WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?
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WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
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HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
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WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY "SLEPT LIKE A BABY" WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
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IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT, IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
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WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE?
THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
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WHY IS "BRA" SINGULAR AND "PANTIES" PLURAL?
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WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP, WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?
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IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES, WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?
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CAN A HEARSE CARRYING A CORPSE DRIVE IN THE CARPOOL LANE ?
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IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?
THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!
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IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
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IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS, DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
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DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?
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WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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